Any offers or is it going on The auction site?
Cheers
Gary
tis a pity you so far away, how much postage/packing to mid south coast uk?
I spoke to NASA and they say that they could deliver the package quiet easily with an accuracy of within 60 ft. They have quoted a miserly £2 billion, with a possible additional fee of an extra billion for clean up costs should the delivery system( parachute to you and me) fail in a catastrophic manner.( not work to the rest of us)
They propose to strap your possible purchase to a simalar system they use to launch the shuttle( they nicked the idea of Clarckson and co). Apparently it should work better as there will not be any Americans on board, but it is in fact piloted by an orangutan called Bob.
They also mentioned that in the event of a faliure that Bob ( the afore mentioned primate and pilot) would need re-homing and compensating with a lifetime supply of banannas and papaya.
The other added problem is that Southern Costal command have gotten wind of the launch and have vowed that no forign objects will be allowed to cross into british airspace in case someone gets pulverised by your flying plastic pig in the event of a faliure of the delivery system ( parachute to you and me)
So in concusion should the pig actually land in your garden without being blown to bits, covered in orangutan s**t, or melted by re-entry and not actually take out a small chunk of South England,
you will owe me £ 3 billion.
Thanks for your custom and have a nice day.
Gary
