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Author Topic: Worried your pension will run short?  (Read 728 times)
bitzman5
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« on: April 09, 2012, 12:03:35 AM »

So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you! What do you do? Senior Health Care Solution


Our plan gives anyone 60 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 1 MP and 3 illegal immigrants! Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get
3 meals a day,a roof over your head,central heating,air conditioning and all the health care you need!
New teeth? - No problem. Need glasses? - Great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?
ALL COVERED. (And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).And who will be paying for all of this?

The same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay income tax any more.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?

No wonder the rest of the world’s population can’t get here fast enough!

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