One Liners
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming, terrified, like his passengers.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Hope you feel better soon Manky.