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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Terrortubby on May 19, 2007, 01:18:24 PM



Title: Wots it worth
Post by: Terrortubby on May 19, 2007, 01:18:24 PM
Got a H reg reliant estate, no mot no tax but got V5 in my name and its on sorn.
Clock says 46000 and have loads of recent mots and reciepts.

Surpluss to my requirements but need the dosh for GSXR trike project thingy.

What should I sell it for, its a bit tatty body wise cos the local yobs rolled it over.
Non runner as I nicked the carb for the trike.

any ideas?

Cheers

Gary



Title: Re: Wots it worth
Post by: andbolt0 on May 19, 2007, 04:41:44 PM
hi terro  tubby i may be interesded in your reliant van can you give me a call 07980 011810  iam in bolton thanks


Title: Re: Wots it worth
Post by: Terrortubby on May 21, 2007, 05:04:31 PM
forgot to mention, the last didgit and 3 letters spell JANE ie 7ANE.

This has got to be worth a bit of dosh to someone. Make me an offer


Title: Re: Wots it worth
Post by: Manky Monkey on May 21, 2007, 06:34:37 PM
It's a sign Janie! Time to try 3 wheels maybe?!


Title: Re: Wots it worth
Post by: Terrortubby on May 22, 2007, 03:12:30 PM
Any offers or is it going on The auction site?

Cheers

Gary


Title: Re: Wots it worth
Post by: trikerpete on May 23, 2007, 11:20:49 PM
Any offers or is it going on The auction site?

Cheers

Gary


tis a pity you so far away, how much postage/packing to mid south coast uk? ;D


Title: Re: Wots it worth
Post by: Terrortubby on May 25, 2007, 09:02:55 AM
Any offers or is it going on The auction site?

Cheers

Gary


tis a pity you so far away, how much postage/packing to mid south coast uk? ;D

I spoke to NASA and they say that they could deliver the package quiet easily with an accuracy of within 60 ft. They have quoted a miserly £2 billion, with a possible additional fee of an extra billion for clean up costs should the delivery system( parachute to you and me) fail in a catastrophic manner.( not work to the rest of us)

They propose to strap your possible purchase to a simalar system they use to launch the shuttle( they nicked the idea of Clarckson and co). Apparently it should work better as there will not be any Americans on board, but it is in fact piloted by an orangutan called Bob.

They also mentioned that in the event of a faliure that Bob ( the afore mentioned primate and pilot) would need re-homing and compensating with a lifetime supply of banannas and papaya.

The other added problem is that Southern Costal command have gotten wind of the launch and have vowed that no forign objects will be allowed to cross into british airspace in case someone gets pulverised by your flying plastic pig in the event of a faliure of the delivery system ( parachute to you and me)

So in concusion should the pig actually land in your garden without being blown to bits,  covered in orangutan s**t, or melted by re-entry and not actually take out a small chunk of South England, ::) ::) ::)







you will owe me £ 3 billion.

Thanks for your custom and have a nice day.

 ;) ;D ;D ;D

Gary


Title: Re: Wots it worth
Post by: Manky Monkey on May 25, 2007, 12:00:29 PM
What have you been drinking?!


Title: Re: Wots it worth
Post by: Terrortubby on May 25, 2007, 07:05:04 PM
What have you been drinking?!

Your just jealous cos the little voices only talk to me...Muhwahaaahaahaaaa!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Wots it worth
Post by: Manky Monkey on May 25, 2007, 07:34:43 PM
Who let him in here?


Title: Re: Wots it worth
Post by: critch on May 26, 2007, 09:17:12 AM
errrrm you?? ;D


Title: Re: Wots it worth
Post by: Manky Monkey on May 26, 2007, 10:23:49 AM
Oh yeah.
Bugger.