Ask Santa for a MIG welder for Christmas.
Only if it comes with a manual.... or a "manuel". Basil Faulty had a "Manuel" to do all the shiity jobs and I deserve the same.
Seriously though, If I had the money it'd be right up there with the rest of me Xmas wish list
Dear Santa
Please can I have a winning lottery ticket
A blowjob
New liver
Peace on earth
some "pie"
A dayglo bong with unlimited supply
Free lunch (fer the munchies)
06/07 GSXR 750 ( the most iconic sportsbike evah!!)
A "Hind D" helicopter
seat on the space shuttle
Mecchano set
a pet rat
free pass to kentucky fried
the ability to kill with one look
new power ranger suit.( mi old one is shrunk)
did I mention peace on earth
a heated garage
new kidneys to compliment the new liver
my girls playing footy fer the England womens team
A new walking stick( old one bent due to hitting annoying barstewards)
someone to do mi weldin'
And oh yeah !!...........A mig welder with operator
I have been a good lad and help old ladies cross the road
Laters
Gary