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« Reply #75 on: June 12, 2011, 02:02:01 PM » |
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He beaks the table in half. Two halves make a (w)hole. He puts the (w)hole in the wall and climbs out.
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« Reply #76 on: June 12, 2011, 07:40:36 PM » |
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Nancy is a very attractive clerk in a candy store. She is 19 years old, is a Freshman at an Ivy League University, wears fashionable clothes, and is a highly competent mathematician. She has done a least squares analysis on her weight during the last two years and has found that the best fitting polynomial is a cubic equation. What does she weigh?
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« Reply #77 on: June 12, 2011, 08:00:14 PM » |
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He beaks the table in half. Two halves make a (w)hole. He puts the (w)hole in the wall and climbs out.
i tink he banged his head on the wall first untill it was saw, then used the saw to saw the table in half |
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« Reply #78 on: June 12, 2011, 08:33:25 PM » |
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Sweets .. Hagar .. 
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« Reply #79 on: June 12, 2011, 08:39:55 PM » |
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oh hagar, that was quick,but yes your spot on |
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« Reply #80 on: June 12, 2011, 09:03:14 PM » |
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A man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Every day he takes the elevator to go down to the ground floor to go to work. When he returns he takes the elevator to the 7th floor and walks up the stairs to reach his apartment on the 10th floor. He hates walking so why does he do it? Clue: on rainy days he goes up in the elevator to the tenth floor
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« Reply #81 on: June 13, 2011, 01:00:07 AM » |
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Its the plane boss .......... .. Hagar .. |
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« Reply #82 on: June 13, 2011, 07:13:51 AM » |
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Its the plane boss .......... .. Hagar .. sorry hagar, it as nothing to do with a carpeters tool for shaving wood |
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« Reply #83 on: June 13, 2011, 07:33:42 AM » |
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he's a midget. On rainy days he takes his brolly with him and uses it to push the button he normally can't reach
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« Reply #84 on: June 13, 2011, 07:46:35 AM » |
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He beaks the table in half. Two halves make a (w)hole. He puts the (w)hole in the wall and climbs out.
Yo are almost right...............he rubs his hand on the table until it`s sore. With the saw he cut`s the table in half. Two halves make a whole. He climbs through the hole and then starts to shout until he`s hoarse. He jumps on the horse and rides away. |
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« Reply #85 on: June 13, 2011, 08:23:53 AM » |
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he's a midget. On rainy days he takes his brolly with him and uses it to push the button he normally can't reach
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« Reply #86 on: June 13, 2011, 04:14:42 PM » |
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" its the plane boss " ........... .. Hagar .. |
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« Reply #87 on: June 13, 2011, 04:32:37 PM » |
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