You've been at the scanner, haven't you? >:(Better put racing slicks on your wheels for the Bulldog...
errrr <looks round> <whistles> <hums>
in my defence your honour, they are Mr Monkeys Magazine, therefor it negates the assumption of guilt,
on the principle of that it has only preempted the inevitable outcome of the said situation,
and the unavoidable resulting actions, are merely changed by by a transition of time, not of outcome
Therefor the guilt party, cannot be found guilty, based on the principles formed in Vader vs Skywalker COA 2212
you have no alternative but to find me innocent of all charges against me.
Yoda