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« Reply #2400 on: March 19, 2012, 08:49:53 PM » |
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My mate was born with an upside-down face
He's managed to keep his chin up though
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« Reply #2401 on: March 19, 2012, 08:54:13 PM » |
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Nice to see Fabrice Muamba has regained consciousness & is talking. When one of his family told him Torres had scored 2 goals he said "SH-T! how many months was I unconcious?!
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« Reply #2402 on: March 19, 2012, 08:57:05 PM » |
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My mother-in-law is from Sc**thorpe.
If she wasn't, the city would just be called Shorpe.
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« Reply #2403 on: March 19, 2012, 08:59:10 PM » |
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I keep making jokes about my Dad and his Thai bride. He finds it really annoying...
And so does my dad.
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« Reply #2404 on: March 19, 2012, 09:01:44 PM » |
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Why do celebrities call their children such silly names. My parents called me Robert because they had more respect for me.
Regards,
R. Send
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« Reply #2406 on: March 19, 2012, 09:04:43 PM » |
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« Reply #2407 on: March 19, 2012, 09:05:28 PM » |
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I've recently signed up to a dating website and I'm advertising myself a nice, honest, attractive male with a good job and a lot of love to give. So if you want a relationship with someone who wants you for your mind and not your body then go checkout my online profile
PussyPounder69
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« Reply #2408 on: March 19, 2012, 09:14:35 PM » |
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LIVE FAST and DIE YOUNG,, past 50 AND STILL HERE NOW. WAITING. FOR. THE. GRIM. REAPER
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« Reply #2409 on: March 19, 2012, 09:17:57 PM » |
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« Reply #2410 on: March 19, 2012, 09:18:20 PM » |
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I walked in from work today and my wife was sitting on the sofa with my girlfriend.
I said, "What's going on?"
"You tell me?" replied my wife.
I said, "I don't know, you're sitting on the sofa with a stranger."
"A stranger, hey?" shouted my girlfriend, "I'm no stranger, we've been having sex for six months!"
I looked at my wife and said, "Is this true?"
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« Reply #2411 on: March 19, 2012, 09:19:19 PM » |
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I hate the way my South African neighbour takes the p-ss out of my spots...
Everytime I see him he asks me "How zit?"
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« Reply #2412 on: March 19, 2012, 09:23:45 PM » |
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Rang the mrs the other day and said, 'I've finished work, where are you?'
'On the bus going shopping', she said.
'Well where about on the bus are you? i'll come and pick you up'.
'At the front', she said.
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« Reply #2413 on: March 19, 2012, 09:24:43 PM » |
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God forbid that Fabrice Muamba is left in a permanent vegative state.
Mind you.. That's never stopped Wayne Rooney persuing his dream.
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« Reply #2414 on: March 19, 2012, 09:25:17 PM » |
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joined a nudist colony last week........
the first few days were the hardest
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