What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
What do you call a camal with 3 humps?
Humphreys
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies !
What do you call a fish with no eye ?
FSH !
What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
I have no I-Deer
What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.
Why are there no asprins in the jungle?
Because the Parots-ate-em-all
Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.
Why do gerillas have big nostralls?
Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!