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« Reply #630 on: August 17, 2011, 10:43:34 PM » |
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A British Airways plane was forced to make an emergency crash landing in Pakistan today killing 320......luckily there were no casualties reported aboard the plane
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« Reply #631 on: August 17, 2011, 10:57:56 PM » |
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A Pakistani family are driving down the motorway and they see a sign saying "30 Only".
So they stop and 12 of them get out.
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« Reply #632 on: August 17, 2011, 10:59:48 PM » |
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BBC News: Dragons' Den star James Caan has called on people to donate more aid for the victims of Pakistan's floods.
An interesting pitch, James, but I'm not sure I'm ever going to see a return on my investment, so I wish you the best of luck with it, but... I'm OUT.
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« Reply #633 on: August 18, 2011, 04:38:02 PM » |
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BBC News: Dragons' Den star James Caan has called on people to donate more aid for the victims of Pakistan's floods.
An interesting pitch, James, but I'm not sure I'm ever going to see a return on my investment, so I wish you the best of luck with it, but... I'm OUT.
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« Reply #634 on: August 18, 2011, 06:01:27 PM » |
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« Reply #635 on: August 18, 2011, 06:27:57 PM » |
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How do you tell when an Indian boy becomes a man?
When the nappy goes from the a*se to the head......
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« Reply #636 on: August 18, 2011, 06:31:26 PM » |
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Whats the last thing the suicide bomb instructor said to his new recruits?
"Right, I'm only gonna show you this once."
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« Reply #637 on: August 18, 2011, 06:32:39 PM » |
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What do you call an Indian man that travels a lot?
Bindair Dundat
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« Reply #638 on: August 18, 2011, 06:35:04 PM » |
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I ordered an Indian takeaway last night and it came to a tenner.
As he handed me the bag, I said, "What's the name of Jordan's son?"
He said, "Harvey Price."
I said, "Thanks, here's a fiver."
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« Reply #639 on: August 18, 2011, 06:36:44 PM » |
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Went to a muslim stag do the other night. It was wild. The stripper got her face out for us!!
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« Reply #640 on: August 18, 2011, 06:51:06 PM » |
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The name for the head of the Indian Mafia is 'Poppa Don'
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« Reply #641 on: August 18, 2011, 06:54:49 PM » |
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My Korean mate was going to cook his wife a surprise birthday dinner.
But someone let the cat out of the bag.
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« Reply #642 on: August 18, 2011, 06:56:15 PM » |
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A South Korean guy gets on a bus with his guide dog.
The bus driver says, "Sorry sir, no food or drink allowed on here."
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« Reply #643 on: August 18, 2011, 07:03:08 PM » |
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To help minorities integrate into the community, the Bradford Telegraph is considering printing an English language version of the paper.
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« Reply #644 on: August 20, 2011, 07:20:47 PM » |
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To help minorities integrate into the community, the Bradford Telegraph is considering printing an English language version of the paper.
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