Do three policemens feet make a scotland yard?
What do you get if you cross a mouse with an Elephant?
Great big holes in the skirting boards!
What do policemen get paid for working nights?
Copper nitrate!
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Surely the question should be: How did they get in the light bulb?
Knock Knock.
Who's there ?
Little Man.
Little man who?
Little man who can't reach the doorbell!!
A horse went into a pub and asked for a pint.
The barman said, Hello mate, why the long face?
Two bits of string went into the pub. The Manager threw them out cos he said he had nothing but trouble with bits of string when they had been drinking.
The bits of string went outside, and one said " What we going to do now?"
The other said " fold yerself in half, poke the end through and pull tight, then ruffle your hair, and follow me.
Back into the bar they went. The manager said " are you the string that I threw out earlier"
The string said" No, frayed knot"
